We’re stepping on the breaks and going in reverse here at AP, devolving from the digital medium to a printed publication. The printed format will resemble the online edition in content, though the material is completely original and we will be adding a few new columns as well as some new blood. We will also be publishing the long-awaited, highly anticipated final act of Hendrex’s epic Peanus.
To subscribe to AMERICAN Pawn and receive the Limited Premiere Issue for FREE, send your mailing address to one of the following email addresses:
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eva.somosi@yahoo.com
shmstevenson@yahoo.com
davidtulis@yahoo.com
And though posts have slowed due to the preparation for the printed edition, remember to check the website occasionally for new entries that will not appear in print.
FAQs
Question: When will I receive the Limited Premiere Issue of AMERICAN Pawn?
Answer: Thank you for asking, I forgot to mention that above. The issue will be finished by the end of October and headed to your mail boxes at the beginning of November.
Question: Using the term “Limited” implies that the demand may exceed the supply, are you suggesting this, or expecting this as a possibility?
Answer: We are confident that this will be a spectacular premiere issue, you belittling asshole. You don’t want to miss it. Next question.
Question: Rumors circulating around the World Wide Web have targeted AMERICAN Pawn, pegging it a platform for gay, neo-Nazi footsoldiers to express their gay, hostile opinions. What do you say to the allegations that your site is host to such vicious propaganda?
Answer: I resent the name “footsoldiers.” No further questions…rather, direct any other questions to Marty or Dave T.
Eva
