The American Way: A Manifesto

AMERICAN Pawn serves as a medium for irrational, senseless, pathetic, patriotic, immature, and poopy contributors to cast even more self-important babble over the world wide web under the hopeless supervision of God. Most of us gather in each other’s homes in the fictional town of Stillbrook, New England, to discuss our grand ideas that range from essays and short films to wacky mad libs and re-imagined X-rated comics. As more friends join we will update the contributors list below and indubitably increase the flava here at AP. Please feel free to visit our forum anytime and add in any way unless you have something useful or stupid to say.

G-Men: Eva Somosi, S.M. Stevenson, Dave Tulis
Pawns: Peter Pressman, Mudd Stone, James Greenhat, Sam Reed, Dina Butler, Elizabeth Gibson, Emaline Babcock, Gallbladder
Creeps, Lunatics, Mental Defectives: Hendrex
Guest Writers: Joseph Arnone (monologueblogger.com)

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