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Challenge!

January 16, 2008

People, what has it been, over a month since my initial blog off challenge and yet never a worthwhile response?  I apologize not only for my grandiose hopes of a decent fight but my neglect in declaring myself the winner by default.  There was a time when a subtle slight called a man to action, but apparently today not even an outright challenge can force a man to defend his manhood.  Of course I’m speaking of Ditzel, the coward who I have called and written to sincerely begging for a fair fight.  Unfortunately my antagonizing and belittling messages have not been able to bring him out of his protective shell, in which case, I do apologize once again, the blog off challenge is over, and I am your victor. Though, would you have anticipated otherwise?  I’d say things looked good for me when I threw the first dagger, wounding Ditzel significantly but not enough that he couldn’t retaliate.  His retaliation must have come when he was still peddling ass words and in a daze because he missed the mark, only succeeding in showing me that he may have daggers but is incapable of using them.  So here I am, the overdue Champion of the blog off challenge.  It’s not an ideal victory but was inevitable from the beginning.  I should have known better.  May my next opponent be a worthy one.  Ta