Merchandise

We have the first item in what we plan as a three part bathroom decoration line (the two others will be posted here once we get digital files of them). If you browse the selection (click on the first link to enlarge) you can see you have a number of options in terms of color–any of which would be a jazzy addition to the restroom area.

Willow

Soft Blue

Sea Spray

Antique

Pink

Salmon

Ultra Lime

Sun Yellow

Orchid
Most Popular

Light Blue

Light Green

Tan

Red

Dark Green

The standard size will be typical letter 8.5″ x 11″, mounted on foam board–though we are able to accomodate larger or smaller requests.

As you can see it really spruces up Dave T.’s bathroom.

It also provides guests something to read while relieving themselves.

But don’t listen to us, here’s a quote from one satisfied customer:

“I love it. It makes me laugh every time I take a piss. The old lady’s currently working with an interior decider to match one with every john in the White House.”
-President George W. Bush

If interested, contact Dave T. (davidtulis@yahoo.com) for our low low prices and any other details. (If there is a color you would like but don’t see it here, make sure to ask because we can probably make it happen).

Feel free to buy for you, your friends, your family, or your loved ones and know that your monetary support enables us to hold off a Google takeover and continue with complete creative control and religious freedom here at AMERICAN Pawn.